Beer Vs Woman: must read if u r a woman or man :p:p

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not.
1 point for beer! :-P
.Beer is horrible, when it is hot.
1 point for women! ;)
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A cold beer satisfies you.
1 point for beer! :D
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For a beer, you pay taxes.
1 point for women! ;)
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If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry.
1 point for beer! :-P
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You can always be sure that, you are the first one Opening a beer.
1 point for beer! :D
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If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself.
1 point for beer! ;)
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You know exactly how much a beer costs.
1 point for beer! :-P
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A beer does not have a mother.
1 point for beer! :D
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A Beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it.
1 point for beer! ;)
So the Score is..
Beer beats women 8 to 2
If you are a woman reading this and getting angry,
know that a beer would never get angry!!;) :-P :D
1 Point More For Beer! :-P
Now Total Score Of Beer & Woman Is : 9 -2 :D
Dnt get Pissed!
Jus ChilaX Man & Woman!! :-P :D (m)

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